From a page in the book “Taking Fantasy to an Idiots Level of Reality”, Harvard has announced their very own Quidditch Team. Complete with purple capes on their backs and brooms held between their legs. This group of Harry Potter enthusiasts, consisting of seven girls and one desperate guy, can be seen doing stretching exercises with brooms above their heads and chasing a big yellow ball around a field.
In case you thought the lunacy might be contained to just one Ivy League the IQA (Intercollegiate Quidditch Association) has a total of 200 universities with teams.
Personally, now that Medical Marijuana is legal in New Jersey I’d like to see a new sport whereby participants get baked and attempt feats of comprehension. Events could include “Dude there’s a universe on the tip of your finger” and “This is the best cold seven day old pizza I’ve ever had”.
My personal note to the Harvard Quidditch team and others affiliated with this ridiculous sport “Don’t call me when you need that splinter pulled out of your ass.”
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